I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

• She called me to get my phone number.


• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."


• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


• She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


• She tried to drown a fish.


• She thought a quarterback was a refund.


• She tripped over a cordless phone.


• She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


• She studied for a blood test.


• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.


• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.