I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
- She called me to get my phone number.
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tried to drown a fish.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- She studied for a blood test.
- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
