A blonde, brunette and a redhead were drinking in a bar one night, and decided to buy tickets in the bar's weekly raffle. They each bought a $1 ticket.

When the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. The brunette won the first prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti. The redhead won the second prize, a month's supply of gourmet spaghetti. The blonde won the booby prize, a toilet brush.

The next week they got together at the bar. The redhead asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

"Great," said the brunette, "I love spaghetti, and this stuff is fabulous!"

"And how do you like your prize?" they asked the blonde.

"Not so good," the blonde replied, "I think I'm going to switch back to paper."