Here are a few examples of before and after you fall in love:

• BEFORE - You take my breath away
  AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating
• BEFORE - Twice a night
  AFTER - Twice a month
• BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
  AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
• BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
  AFTER - Monday Night Football
• BEFORE - Don't stop
  AFTER - Don't start
• BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
  AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
• BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
  AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm
• BEFORE - $60/doz.
  AFTER - $1.50/stem
• BEFORE - Turbocharged
  AFTER - Jumpstart
• BEFORE - We agree on everything
  AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
• BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
  AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
• BEFORE - Charming and Noble
  AFTER - Chernobyl
• BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs
  AFTER - Ball and chain
• BEFORE - Idol
  AFTER - Idle
• BEFORE - I love a woman with curves
  AFTER - I never said you were fat
• BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
  AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
• BEFORE - Time stood still
  AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere
• BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
  AFTER - Bagel and instant
• BEFORE - You look so seductive in black
  AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing
• BEFORE - Oysters
  AFTER - Fishsticks
• BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
  AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
• BEFORE - Passion
  AFTER - Ration
• BEFORE - Once upon a time
  AFTER - The end