Rules guys wish women knew - part 2

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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil.
Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
No, it does not matter which quiz.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it is genetic.
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
More women should wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her, together.